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deed of one cubic centimeter of nothing

$44.00 in stock 🟢

A signed, numbered certificate granting the bearer sole ownership of one cubic centimeter of vacuum, anywhere in the universe, of their choosing.

The certificate names the bearer, records their chosen coordinates (optional), assigns an edition number, and is sealed with the Duchess seal. Delivered as a PDF sized for printing and framing.

Net proceeds fund saunas.

What you get

One PDF certificate of ownership, customized for your purchase.
An edition number. Yours will not be reissued.
Coordinates of your cubic centimeter, if you choose to specify them at checkout.
Sized 8.5″ × 11″, suitable for printing, framing, or gifting.
The legal certainty that nobody else owns this particular cubic centimeter of nothing.

FAQ

What is in the cubic centimeter?
Nothing. Zero atoms. Zero photons. Zero gluons. Full ownership rights, non-transferable without a second certificate.

How do I specify coordinates?
Use any format you like — GPS, address, description, or simply “one meter above the place I stood when I bought this.” Leave a note at checkout. If you say nothing, coordinates remain at your discretion forever.

Is this a joke?
The format is playful. The ownership is certified. The sauna fund is real.

Can I gift it?
Yes. Use the recipient’s name in the order notes. The certificate will bear their name.

object№709

categorydigital certificate

makerThe Duchess

listedMay 4, 2026

edition1 piece

we don't reorder. when it's gone it's gone gone.